Yes even we at the infamous Bang Bus need to take a break every now and then. So we all hopped on a plane down to Latin America to chill out and sip down some cheap bizzzz with local toothless countryfolk. But we found that while you can take the pornographer out of the country, you can't take the dirty fucking rotten scoundral out of the pornographer...

...Ugly got lost at the airport b/c me and my girl Big Titties sat in first class and Ugly got stuck in the back of the plane between two old ladies and the plane was so big that we got off about 30 minutes before he did, we got some coffee and when we came back he was already off looking for us. So to find him we did all the usual things:

* We thought about sending a page over loudspeaker, but we didn't
* We considered going to the gate to see if he would come back there, but we already walked too far and were tired
* We tried to think of some really clever way to use the people at the airport to find him for us, be we couldn't think of anything
* By now 3 minutes had passed and our heads hurt, so we got a cab and tried our best to forget about him. Besides, a big-haired bozo the clown looking mother fucking gringo should do just fine in Latin America by himself.

In the cab it didn't take long to spot a fine ass fucking bitch, and I had just gotten some cash at the airport, and she looked sooo easy....well, the rest is history.

Fun with Puta.

Dirty